BLACK FRIDAY SALE: 15% OFF SITE-WIDE

We are sad to report that we have once again succumbed to the pressures of late stage capitalism and decided to launch a Black Friday sale for all our loyal readers, friends, family and lovers. 

Today, through Monday we are offering 15% off EVERYTHING site wide with the code WORKSUCKS.

That includes all Work Retire Die branded merch, generally the best way to let a stranger know that you absolutely hate your life.) 

Not comfortable with projecting that energy into the world? We've also got fun mugs and stickers with little corporate sayings for your little corporate coworkers to laugh at in their little corporate meetings. This is the perfect Secret Santa gift. 

We've also got tons of shit like our Meets Expectations line, our Out of Office Merch, and some random stuff with WRD spirit animals like Larry David and Tony Soprano. 

And of course...the coveted LockedIn mug with an Adderal as the O and the LinkedIn logo. Total of 2 lifetime purchases in 2 years - can we make it 3??

USE WORKSUCKS FOR 15% OFF EVERYTHING OK BYE.

HAPPY MAIL IT IN SEASON BOYS AND GIRLS

Congrats everyone. You made it through Thanksgiving and it’s time for the most glorious time of the year – the 5 weeks in between today and New Year’s, officially known as mail-it-in season. Budgets have been spent, campaigns have been planned, everyone’s on vacation and no one’s really hiring. It’s borderline illegal to do any real work these next few weeks and anyone who forces you to is capitalist scum and in contention for try-hard of the year.

To help you get through this time period, we put together some Dos and Don’ts to maximize your leisure while making sure you don’t fall behind in this little thing we call life.

Ham Hippo of the Week

Fellas....would you? Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a Happy Thanksgiving. 

COME TO MY UPCOMING COMEDY SHOWS

For my NYC friends, I have 2 shows coming up in the next 3 weeks that can count as my Christmas gift if you attend. 

Wednesday, 11/30 at 9:30 PM at the Asylum NYC theatre, I'll be in an hour long sketch / variety show that I co-wrote focused around the topic of travel. There's a sick poster where I look kinda hot.

Tuesday 12/6 at 9:30 pm at Caveat Theater, I will be co-hosting a variety show with my sketch team Lemon Hands Comedy. It'll be a big ol' night of bits, standup, musical comedy, improv and a whole lot more with some big names. Come on out, we got some big ol' surprises for ya. I also co-produced it with my cousin Lea Neu so that's cool too!